I just realized that before we leave on our lake trip with friends from the ward and have Andrea and the kids over for a quick visit and Elise goes to girls' camp, I'd better catch up on some of the other stuff I've been neglecting to mention thus far. Again, sorry to cram so much into one post, but a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do.
Here goes:
1. Ethan went to EFY and loved it. I keep asking him to do a guest post, and perhaps he will, but until then I can at least post a couple of pictures. I stole these off of the Facebook page of one of Ethan's friends. (Gah, that's a complicated sentence to parse. "One of Ethan's friend's Facebook pages?" See what I mean?") Anyway: stole them unabashedly. The wonders of photo tagging, social networking, and skulky mothering.
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| Ethan doing stand up at the final talent concert. He looks comedianish in this shot, doesn't he? |
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| I only include this one because there are girls in it, and girls were one of the highlights of the event for Ethan, I'm pretty sure. I would ask him to elaborate in his oft-promised guest post . . . but somehow I'm doubtful he will. |
2. Right after Ethan got home from EFY, he turned around and headed to the Boundary Waters canoe area with his dad. We knew the forecast was full of rain, but I was hopeful that the storm would clear out fast and they would at least get a few dry days. No such luck. As I sat at home and typed "Ely, Minnestota" into Accuweather, watching the satellite image of swirling clouds gather right over the spot where I knew my boys lay protected by nothing but skimpy tent polyester (are tents made of polyester?? I'm too tired to google this, but you get my drift), they huddled in their tents while the wind shrieked and the rain poured, etc. etc. It weireded me out not to be able to contact them via cell phone, to be honest. But they weathered it well. (Ha! Weathered.) It didn't rain continuously and they were able to get out and do some canoeing and fishing, plus Ethan will be able to point to this experience as evidence that he can, in fact, do hard things. And, yeah, they did leave one day early, but their group was the last group out, so that scores a few manly points there too.
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| Stylin in the wilderness |
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| The view from the canoe |
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| Seeking the comfort of reconstituted fettuccine alfredo |
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| Leeches! Not Ethan's foot. Or Forrest's. But still: Leeches! Wyatt was disturbed. |
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| Gotta love a good poncho. |
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| Father + Son + Toughing It Out Together = Manly Bonding |
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| The Northern Pike |
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| "You get to go home in three days." |
3. Photographic proof of my good times with Michelle and Sally:
We realized we'd spent days together without taking any pictures at all, so right before I took Sally to the airport we asked a waitress at the restaurant where we were lunching to take our picture. Alas, that picture was deemed unacceptable (I won't say by whom, but needless to say that we all hold veto power over photo acceptability), so Sally, being Sally, unabashedly asked the nice guy sitting at the table next to ours to give it another shot. This one worked out. Although my hair doesn't look too hot. It was "staying up until 3:00 a.m. after watching the Justin Bieber biopic, then running a quick brush through it and curling the ends even though the top was a little greasy" hair. So you understand.
I love those girls.
4. Wyatt has been playing soccer! It's a really low-key, instructional type of soccer, but he's been having fun. Well--mostly having fun. When they played an actual game he fell down at the beginning and spent the first half limping around and holding his arm and shooting accusatory glances my way ("why are you submitting me to this torture, Mother?"). But he got over it during the second half and had fun kicking the ball around with his friend Max.
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| The team. Wyatt's friend Max is to his left. |
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| The team, doing "goofy faces." |
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| Foot connecting with ball! Given the fact that I shot these from the sidelines using my cell phone camera? Not too shabby. |
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| Foot connecting with ball again! And a hint of a smile. |
Jonas has been busy with baseball, too, although I haven't taken any new pictures. Their final tournament is this weekend and I'll be sure to take some there. We've really enjoyed playing Little League here in MN. All the super serious kids do "traveling teams" and aren't on the citywide Little League teams (in South Jordan, the super serious kids played Bingham Baseball as well as did Superleague and All Stars), so while the games are taken seriously, there not AS serious as some of the kids (and, ahem, parents) occasionally made those Bingham games. Plus, all the kids get a chance to play all sorts of positions. Jonas has pitched and has spent a lot of time in the infield, and he's done great. And he's hitting like a rock star. He hits almost every time he gets up and and has enough strength to knock them a lot farther than he did last year. It's been fun.
5. Utah trip and Segullah retreat
Whew! See what I mean about having a lot to catch up on? Last weekend I headed to Utah for the annual Segullah retreat and had a most excellent time. Not only did I get to spend all day Friday and into Saturday afternoon with some of the most spectacular human beings I've ever met (of whom I took no pictures this year . . . sigh), but I also got to spend some time alone and my mom and dad's, which I've hardly ever done. My mom treated me to a heavenly pedicure, during which we both were able to enjoy the vigorous pulsations of a massage chair and the snappy banter of our Vietnamese pedicurists. (Is that what they're called?) They talked both of us into putting flowers on our big toes. When I initially said no, my pedicurist looked offended. "What? No flower? But you must have happy feet!" I acquiesced. Luckily, I did have the wherewithal to take a picture of our buffed and polished feet:

I always have a wonderful time with my Segullah sisters, but it was even better this year to spend time with Mom and Dad too. Love you guys. The only bad part of the trip was the part where I left my new Kindle in the seat back compartment of the airplane, but I try not to think about that part too much. Grr.
6. The 4th of July
Our 4th was a very low key affair, and I'm glad. We spend the day kicking around the house, until we finally decided to drive to the little town of Afton to get ice cream and see the sights. Alas, the ice cream place was closed, but I was able to get some nice pics of the kids at the park:
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| Wyatt, doing his new photo-smile, wherein he turns up one corner of his mouth in a kind of grimace. "It's the only smile I have!" he told me, on the verge of tears. Ah, photo smile awareness. It ought to be a developmental milestone. |
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| Pretty Lou. And she got her braces off!!! Much rejoicing in the land. |
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| Ethan, atop the swing set. The boy needs to climb. |
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| Jonas, lounging atop the play structure. I'm pretty sure neither Ethan nor Jonas are supposed to climb to the top of either of these structures, but since we were the only ones in the park . . . |
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| Kid Pic Attempt #1. Behold Wyatt's new developmental milestone. And also Jonas's closed eyes. |
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| Kid pic attempt #2. While Wyatt and Jonas look better, I'm sure Ethan and Elise would prefer attempt #1. So hard to please everyone. I'm just glad they all stood still and humored me for a minute. |
After discovering that the ice cream was a no go, we went to Culver's and got frozen custard instead, then we headed over to the city of Woodbury's 4th of July celebration and staked out a spot for fireworks. The kids were a touch bored for a little while since we hadn't gone with friends . . . but they got over it. And the fireworks? Spectacular. I always love a good fireworks finale.
And that is that for now. At least now I can leave on our vacation without the nagging sense that I was getting hopelessly behind on my blog. (The blog--such a taskmistress. And yeah, I'm pretty sure she's female.)