
Is that how you spell rapper slang? I'm not altogether sure. (And I am altogether sure that rappers don't say altogether sure.)
I'm sitting here in my office listening to six giggling kids in the basement. They are supposed to be going to sleep, of course. It's 10:38 and I'm giving them 15 minutes before I go downstairs and be stern Mom (or stern Aunt), but for now I'm letting them unwind. Giggling kids is a happy sound until maybe 11:15.
I have my brother Tony's three girls (Lauren-8, Reagan-6, and Jane-4) staying here until Saturday. Their little brother Eli, who is two, is staying with their Grandma Bowman. Tony (a seminary teacher, for you blog readers who don't already know) is serving as Grand Poobah of an EFY at Utah State and they want the wives to come along, so their kids have been hangin' with the relatives all week. Forrest had marked the week off of his calendar so he could be here to help me but--of course--he was asked at the last minute to be on some kind of a team that was having an important meeting in MN this very week, so I'm doing the Mom of Seven thing all alone. So far, though, it's been fun. They're such good kids and they've all just been playing and enjoying each other. We went swimming; crashed the popsicle celebration after the Primary "Red, White, and Blue" parade (I didn't have seven modes of transportation for the kids, nor did I want to tape crepe paper and balloons all over the six modes of transportation I did have while holding Wyatt in the Baby Bjorn, so we decided to skip the parade part and walk across the street for the popsicle part. Grand idea!); had varying levels of success in eating our tacos; pulled out the halfway-broken and probably hazardous hideabed in the basement, popped popcorn, and watched "Never-Ending Story."
("How long is this movie?" Lauren asked. "It's neverending," Elise replied.)
I love that my kids get to spend time with their cousins. I kind of missed out on the whole cousin thing. I didn't have any my age, and the ones who were close to my age were BOYS (ack!)--so I always felt more like a babysitter than a friend when family got together. I guess that's what happens when you're the oldest grandchild on both sides. Poor Ethan is in exactly the same boat. Don't we all have our sad stories? Luckily, he really likes Lauren. Even though she IS a girl. But she's a cool girl and she'll play Ethan's elaborate role-playing fantasy games he concocts, so she's on his good list.
Okay, so they're settling down. One final funny thing. The kids were downstairs watching their movie, but Jane, the four year old, had come upstairs because it was kinda scary. (It's hard to be the littlest.) So she and I were snuggling on the couch, which I loved because there's nothing better than a snuggly four year old, as I was watching "So You Think You Can Dance." While we were watching, Janie sighed and said, "My mom just hates belly buttons."
"What?"
"Belly Buttons. She hates them. Like that girl." (She points to the scantily clad dancer on tv.) "She would hate her belly button a lot. It's not very modest."
Ahh, four year olds. Love em.
Now I gotta go downstairs and make these chitlins go to sleep.